Abduction

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Housekeeping not a strong...

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who...

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Yours truly embarks on wild...

Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold

alternately titled: incorrigible lottery dreamer
big plans to relocate self and spouse
to...

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Ill suited for madcap...

One garden variety generic male - the
very writer of these words feels akin
to an anachronism...

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Oh Mondseer: the muck cob...

which I can prov-olone huck curd

(within Trump con feta ration) – as cheesy poem!

Yea of course writing ideas unstoppably
...

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Replete with Colonial Army...

Though I posted the following poem
(B)efore (C)ovid, a sense
of glee donned my being
...

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Manifestation of métier write

Manifestation of métier write

As an indie alt rock'n
tribe beck ha rolling stone dishabille poet,
who views challenge of...

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The Doorbell

Please stop calling me on your text phone messages
As I will not answer your calls
You have...

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Anti Establishmentarian -...

The following poem crafted
not quite thirty months ago,
when severe bad hair day
found...

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Mosque cowed covenant I...

Mosque cowed covenant I keep Putin off...

and withheld broadcasting
the following communication
tucked away these many years,
...

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Ah...Satisfactorily...

Ah...Satisfactorily Succumbing Into Salubrious Sleep

Aye sandman, I surrender to yar supreme governance
surreal spectacular soiree gifts subconscious...

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One month into summer 2022...

One month into summer 2022 elapsed here...

Within Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania,
thus far marginal rainfall for season
nevertheless......

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I Haint No Recalcitrant...

I Haint No Recalcitrant Underdog Among Hoi Polloi

Just a garden variety generic wordsmith
teasing out reasonable rhyme courtesy ploy;
self...

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Autodidact in love with words

Autodidact in love with words

Zealousness prevails to amass knowledge
lifequest nsync toward expansive lexicon
extant since...

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Respite from mortality

Respite from mortality

Poetry knows no age, as thee Marcia
Abramsohn (the former ex lady friend
of my late father...

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Though amply rested, I...

And feel energized after
light exercise doth spawn
break through viz mental impasse,
...

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Sham(e) full travesty...

Sham(e) full travesty regarding fourth of July celebration

American independence day
linkedin severance from English crown
Continental Congress...

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I experience languor...

As a bouncing baby boy
syne of tragic travails in the offing tolled
courtesy analogous bell...