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Isis staind 26+ years of...

Isis staind 26+ years of marriage

Yes, believe me you,
I (also considered the best karaoke singer
for the go-go's)
...

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A field day shoe fit for...

A field day shoe fit for Mother Goose

Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice
Pandora called triggering
helter skelter to get...

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Spring equinox arrives...

Spring equinox arrives March 20th, 2023 at 5:24 PM

Despite what outside temperature registers
(even absolute zero), the official arrival
of...

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Putin non gmo gluten free...

The following binary raw bits
hither and yon to and fro flits
across eyes of unknown reader...

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Matthew O' Harris Ease...

Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman

Since adopting the guise
of Norwegian bachelor farmer,
I may as well fabricate genetic stock...

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Clear, bright and pleasant

Clear, bright and pleasant

Every day you say is there
A fire somewhere I think I
See smoke no it must
Be my eyes...

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Beware The Ides of March 2023

Beware The Ides of March 2023

Ides simply referred to first new moon,
which usually fell between
the thirteenth and...

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I got friggin heebie jeebies

I got friggin heebie jeebies

Cuz buzzards circle o'er me
eyeing these lovely bones prithee
id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si...

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The howling winds of March

The howling winds of March

Furious gusts of air
mightily blow bestirring anchored poet
sitting comfortably numb
...

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Suwannee River

Suwannee River

As i saw the dawn then the sun came up
Way down upon the Suwannee River
I ate some liver it...

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Struggle to write

Witnessed courtesy the following poetic sight
especially when dark shadows foretell edge of night...

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I hate robocalls!

I hate robocalls!

Inxs of recorded messages
transmitted automatically
to my telephone number
by...

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Remorseless sweaty palms

despite being prescribed glycopyrrolate.

Remorseless sweaty palms

Though the angst riddled psyche of mine crafted youth, long since receded, ebbed in the past, infringement...

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Damn bad reputation counts...

The following fictitious poetic vignette attempts a feeble tale of one ordinary day in life of anonymous...

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My ebbing physical prowess...

My ebbing physical prowess and strength

noticeably decreases in one direction.

I take lock, stock and barrel
to revisit good ole...

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Inferiority complex as a...

Inferiority complex as a kid, adolescent and emerging adult

Yours truly (an amazingly,
gracefully, and markedly modest
passively aging baby boomer -...

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Happy 211th birthday...

Happy 211th birthday Charles Dickens

born February 7, 1812,
whose living descendents
I would be thrilled to befriend,
hence...