Absence

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Harold the Hugh Hefner...

spry buck analogous to energizing bunny

Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top...

jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus.

Home on the range
cacophony quite absurd
PlayBoy...

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Up up the fly away wig doth...

(Any resemblance between the following humorous account and...

Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024...

Went off for hair raising shindig
donning noggin of villager in Nigg
(historic county of Ross...

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Daylight savings time more&...

Daylight savings time more'n minute effect on me

In 2024, daylight savings time will begin at two o'clock ante meridiem on Sunday, March tenth. That will...

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Suspended Animation

Suspended Animation

I don't want to be buried or burned - do you?
scattered in the sea, floating forever in ocean blue...

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Strong suspicion a 2024...

Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win...

for the trumpeting don
spells loss for democracy
after inauguration day
witnesses his...

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I lacked emotions where...

I lacked emotions where others concerned.

Back approximately half my life ago
dissociative disorder
if qualified to self diagnose...

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Blech - impossible mission...

Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea...

When the entire mug awash
with floating leavings
by golly by gosh,
sipping said herbal...

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND

You're not good at pretending...

I'm not sure if you lost your skill or you had everyone fooled...

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February 13th, 2023 - old...

February 13th, 2023 - old man winter gave a one...two punch

Overladen snow covered crackle and crunch
though, this skeptic owned a doubtful hunch
that...

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The Exodus

Think not because you mark the lanes
With a swift sword
That you will claim the lane without...

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Formidable flourishing...

Formidable flourishing fiends...

harangue since landing
yours truly immersed
in a dream-like
fiercesome state of war,...

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Happy 212th birthday...

Happy 212th birthday Charles Dickens

Though written three hundred
and sixty five days ago,
the following poetic commemoration...

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Adolescent infatuations.....

Adolescent infatuations...never consummated

Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked...

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Leaving a book incompletely...

Leaving a book incompletely read tantamount to being sacrilegious

Preface:
On February 4, 1861,
the seven states that had seceded
by this point convened...

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My jubilant latent, nascent...

My jubilant latent, nascent poetic tribute to black history month

Which acknowledgement ought to be year round,
similar to altruistic, humanistic, and philanthropic...

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If I could

If I could

I spent the coin of lesser men
And then
In turn
I was spent
In that
I...

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Love your mother

Loving and missing my mother and keeping her spirit alive

Love your mother

I I cherished every moment I had with her, a Kiss here and hug there through it all I never missed her ​​​​...