Absence

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prevaricated mildly graphic...

prevaricated mildly graphic blurb

I (for half life of mine,
aa Norwegian bachelor farmer)
crafts gonadal venal zest
...

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Come post presidential...

Come post presidential election 2024...

heil to the Wharton chief firebrand -
more worrisome than an ovarian cyst
every race,...

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Holly day cheer, oy vey

while yours truly
a sixty four year old
married playboy wannabe
draws up blueprints of...

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Desire

sombreness

Desire

Where are you, my love,
whom I shall never meet
to experience
the success of sin?...

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Pendulous predilection per...

Pendulous predilection per procreative proboscis

greetings to a beautifully wrought reader
maybe ye happen to be a natural born leader
of...

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Off kilter

Off kilter

Yup
I sobered up
despite expressing regular
(unleaded and unlettered)
urge to...

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Husband for sale at holiday...

Husband for sale at holiday discounted price

Tongue in cheek
by this moldering hybrid
combination nerd and geek
who suffers...

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Her empty shell

Her empty shell

At dawn, your day begins, mind heavy with ache,
Her kind words echo on, a haunting keepsake,...

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Just a Blanket of Wild Violets

I forget just how many times
we made out
beneath our favourite tree
with no one but...

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Nightmares and reality

Carved tomb

Retching screaming into the face stain pillow
Death searches amongst flayed thoughts
sins...

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Nope! I haint gonna crack&...

Nope! I haint gonna crack'n on the heat... just yet

until the cowed chickens come home to roost!

Sunlight streaming thru window
body electric of...

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Thanksgiving gobbledygook

Thanksgiving gobbledygook

The following anecdote baste
upon overactive imagination of mine
in sync with being married...

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And the children came running

And the children came running

The sand sparkled like sun struck dimonds flitting to every door.
The wind danced lazily on the...

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Harriet Harris née Kuritsky...

1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005

(untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935)
I trot out a poem acknowledging birthday...

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Digging my own grave...

Digging my own grave synonymous with a sense of accomplishment

Quite an undertaking
to break ground
figuratively, and symbolically linkedin
while...

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The bane of a cold sore...

The bane of a cold sore inside my mouth

Sent my smooching life south,
whereby I felt like poor Georgie Porgie,
pudding and pie,...

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Richard Mcgeehan Poem

Poetic license I employ
to match inventive
wisdom and witticism
regarding (brother in...