Agony

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Heil To The Warthog Chief...

Heil To The Warthog Chief Firebrand -

The following words worth your time to read
no matter said poem crafted
maybe at most, a...

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Hopeful Emigration

My heart is full of longing
for a happy life, and free
much like a thrilling rapture
...

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The chorus

Misheard

The chorus

Early the birds sang out their chorus
Early the cool breeze awoke the flowers,
Early the...

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POLARS WITH MOLARS


Spare a thought please for these two polars
Both are having problems with their molars...

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No One's Safe


I walk through the halls
Pass judging eyes
Ignoring whispers about my clothes
...

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Into the Sturm und Drang...

Into the Sturm und Drang fueled maelstrom

All la names bespeaking deity froom
Noah Mo' Room India Arc
of Covenant to crypt tick Blood...

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Mine slovenly unkempt...

hence I no longer wanted
to draw attention to myself
unnecessarily donning the guise
...

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Unorthodox...

Describes celibate bent aegis.
Mein kampf illustrates gravitas.

Underdog muted lest...

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COT DEATH

She pushes a pram but there is no baby inside
Is she a little bit stupid that's for you to decide...

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I feel in fĂĽhrer rated and...

I feel in fĂĽhrer rated and envious...

entrapped within webbed wide world
weft as a rump pulled stilts skein
at warp speed...

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You Still Haunt My Dreams

You Still Haunt My Dreams

I remember the day

and time

you and I

both left London

from...

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Sneezing fit – tests nasal...

Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum

The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the...

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The Last Wish

The Last Wish

Diamond shine, back-to-black; carbon shadows her beauty within,
Diamond's edge cuts deep, beauty...

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Emancipation proclamation...

Otherwise titled deep into my fiftieth year of passive...

Emancipation proclamation from Samson fixation

Yes, I chickened out getting a haircut yesterday August twenty seventh two thousand and twenty four as...

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If you were in love

If you were in love
the day would be like
A delightful puzzle to be
Worked
You...

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Trumpeting future mercurial...

Trumpeting future mercurial villain of history

Predicated on his paying obese sense
to Ronald McDonald patron saint
buzzfeeding his pie hole...

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Dot dot dot, and in other...

Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump

courtesy the comfort of his mancave,
I (a mutated batman wannabe)
doth prattle and stump...