Three men sat in a parlor,
Sitting on 10 barrels of ale,
One Red,
One Blue,...
Adult time! Glasses of wine Commense alcohol talk On our comfy couch. Smile and...
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Line em up Put em back Knock it down,
Head full of clouds Soul to drown,...
I drink so I don't feel alone I'm alone so I will drink, I drink when I don't want to feel...
To be fruitful with gale Foolish and ass like Amongst the merry men, Fine dined...
Up chuck Was a sick old man One mit rubbed his stomach Toilet handle held firm in the...
If you look at the sign
It's the world's largest wonderland
it's a city of stars
...
~Every few days alcohol calls to me: "You know you want me And if you come to the pub you’ll...
Whispered stars in ears From fast talking sideways lips, Only treasured words I hear ...
A peaceful night becomes terror,
And appearances become a terrible error,
Where people...
When she threw me out It was my fault I know. The drinking had started again. I slept...
Lost in the aftermath of heartache. Changes I did not ask for or want. You are just a part...