Amusing

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I'll tell her

I'll tell her

I look across the room,
Whys that old woman looking at me?
I'll stand my ground,
You...

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The Amsterdam Lights sequel

 The Amsterdam Lights sequel

After leaving the red light district, tail between my legs
not quite the Impact I'd thought I would...

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Friday night dinner fans -...

There once was a neighbour called Jim
Who hid in Jackies bin
When Jackie came out
...

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Poorly

Tossing turning
shaking
Smelling
Burning
Wanting mummy
Wanting dummy...

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Wank

Walk away head high high five all your mates
you looser
Spend all your time in the boozer...

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On bottled up bologna

On bottled up bologna

It's calm as she's true! Her face , such a sailors delight
Yet pried within , where the sun does not...

Art -

possible tattoo?

possible tattoo?
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DECLAN'S LONG TAIL

DECLAN'S LONG TAIL

Declan the dog has a very large tail
Always got him in trouble that is without fail
Knocking...

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Fuzzy Face

Fuzzy Face

I slept with my passion , ole lustful days ..............
My foggy ripple gaze ,flowing like the...

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Frisco life baby

Frisco life baby

Frisco nights" ?
The lights of bay
It's Foggy Mornings,
In bridge of day"
With...

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TALKING WALLS

TALKING WALLS

I moved into this flat about a year ago
I think there is something that you all should know
...

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IF ANIMALS COULD TALK

IF ANIMALS COULD TALK

If animals could talk what would they say?
Something like I don't fancy a walk today
Or...

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Ah Such A Great Night...

Ah Such A Great Night...

To Fish In The Cyber Sea

Always does this generic guy abhor
inflicting pain and suffering,...

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Beer Garden Expulsion

Beer Garden Expulsion

Feathers
Warned Me
But I just
had to get
another
Beer

I know...

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Blur

Blur

She struggled with what to draw , as walls blocked my pin from writing my story .

Time was ticking...

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The Ballad of Milo and Bess

The Ballad of Milo and Bess

Deciding that I ought to write today, I penned a rhyme, a little ditty
That spoke less of love, was...

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FOLLOW THE LEATHER-FACED MAN

FOLLOW THE LEATHER-FACED MAN

Follow the leather-faced man.
He's always smoking fat cigars
while driving 1950's cars....