I look across the room, Whys that old woman looking at me? I'll stand my ground, You...
After leaving the red light district, tail between my legs not quite the Impact I'd thought I would...
There once was a neighbour called Jim Who hid in Jackies bin When Jackie came out ...
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Tossing turning shaking Smelling Burning Wanting mummy Wanting dummy...
Walk away head high high five all your mates you looser Spend all your time in the boozer...
It's calm as she's true! Her face , such a sailors delight Yet pried within , where the sun does not...
Declan the dog has a very large tail Always got him in trouble that is without fail Knocking...
I slept with my passion , ole lustful days .............. My foggy ripple gaze ,flowing like the...
Frisco nights" ? The lights of bay It's Foggy Mornings, In bridge of day" With...
I moved into this flat about a year ago I think there is something that you all should know ...
If animals could talk what would they say? Something like I don't fancy a walk today Or...
To Fish In The Cyber Sea
Always does this generic guy abhor inflicting pain and suffering,...
Feathers Warned Me But I just had to get another Beer
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She struggled with what to draw , as walls blocked my pin from writing my story .
Time was ticking...
Deciding that I ought to write today, I penned a rhyme, a little ditty That spoke less of love, was...
Follow the leather-faced man. He's always smoking fat cigars while driving 1950's cars....