Celebrity

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The Late Christopher Mayer

Dedicated to Christopher Mayer (1954-2011) who died ten years...

The Late Christopher Mayer

He starred in an episode of "18 Wheels Of Justice".
He died ten years ago today and his name was...

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William Smith

Dedicated to William Smith (1933-2021) who died on July 5, 2021

William Smith

On July 5, 2021, a talented actor named William Smith died.
He guest-starred in "Scarecrow and Mrs....

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The Loss Of Landon

Dedicated to Michael Landon (1936-1991) who died 30 years ago...

The Loss Of Landon

Thirty years ago, your life was taken away.
You have been deceased for 10,958 days.
You...

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Ned Is Dead

Dedicated to Ned Beatty (1937-2021) who died on June 13, 2021

Ned Is Dead

Many people are upset because we've lost a talented man named Ned.
He passed away on June the 13th...

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The Late Jon Pertwee

Dedicated to Jon Pertwee (1919-1996) who died twenty-five years...

The Late Jon Pertwee

He was a British actor who died on the 20th of May.
He died in 1996, he died twenty-five years ago...

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VS

VS

Chanel vs. the Birkin bag, McLaren truck with the Bicentennial Vermont tags, penthouse with the helicopter...

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The Death Of Ken Osmond

Dedicated to Ken Osmond (1943-2020) who died on May 18, 2020

He was Eddie Haskell on "Leave It To Beaver".
He starred as the best friend of Wally Cleaver....

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Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury

The king of Queen
His departure leaving a role never overcame
Others have sung their songs...

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Farewell Francis

Dedicated to Francis De Wolff (1913-1984) who died on April 18...

Farewell Francis

He was a great actor but sadly, he's not alive anymore.
He died thirty-seven years ago today on...

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THINK TWICE

CAN I TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT A MAN BEHIND BARS ??
WHO MOVED TO L.A. TO LIVE AMONG STARS,
BUT...

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Young William Shakespeare...

Young William Shakespeare...

He knows how good he is,
Of what he can achieve,
A pupil who is a master,
That much I...

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POINTS OF VIEW

POINTS  OF  VIEW

Dear Sirs, I wish to complain about Nigella,
who thinks that her boobs are as good as Monroes;...

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Take your money elsewhere

Take your money elsewhere

Take your money elsewhere, it is not welcome here
Take you photos else where, we simply do not care...

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"BASQUIAT KING"

"BASQUIAT KING"
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Dawn Wells Death

Dedicated to Dawn Wells who died at the age of 82 on December...

Dawn Wells Death

Something bad has happened, we've lost Dawn Wells.
Her friends and family must be going through Hell...