Celebrity

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Jerry Stiller

Dedicated to Jerry Stiller (1927-2020) who died on May 11, 2020.

Jerry Stiller

Jerry Stiller has died at the age of 92, he lived to a ripe old age.
He starred in movies,...

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Aging long haired pencil...

Aging long haired pencil neck geezer

(alternately titled no particular reason:
bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar
seven salad...

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Happy Birthday, Talia

Dedicated to Talia Shire who turned 74 today.

Happy Birthday, Talia

Today is Talia Shire's birthday and she's turned seventy-four.
She starred in the Rocky and...

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Future time traveler looks...

Future time traveler looks back one century ago

Circa April 17th, 2120, or 1820 military time,
yours truly attempted crafting id est feeble rhyme...

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The Gambler and Lucille

Dedicated to Kenny Rogers (1938-2020) who died on March 20,...

The Gambler and Lucille

Kenny had a God given talent and he was bound to succeed.
His death has pricked people like a thorn...

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Lyle Waggoner

Dedicated to Lyle Waggoner (1935-2020) who died on March 17,...

Lyle Waggoner

He starred in 'Wonder Woman' as Steve Trevor.
Sadly, he passed away and he's gone forever.
He...

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The Loss Of Swift

Dedicated to Clive Swift who died one year ago today on...

The Loss Of Swift

The world lost a talented actor one year ago today.
After being on Earth for almost 83 years, he...

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Samuel Mother F Jackson

Samuel Mother F Jackson

I want
to be known
As
The Samuel Jackson
Of poets

Mother fucker this...

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The Death Of Robert Forster

Dedicated to Robert Forster (1941-2019) who died at his home on...

The Death Of Robert Forster

You were an actor and your death has caused remorse.
You starred in 'Me, Myself and Irene' and '...

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Gunna wing plane verse for...

Gunna wing plane verse for change of pace

Rudder than trigger, provoke,
incite..., voodoo curse
necessitating emergency visit
...

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Bloody leftist a wrist tuck...

Bloody leftist a wrist tuck crat!

Fingers of left hand cried freedom,
detached themselves and declared
mutiny gesticulating...

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My Name Is Horace

My Name Is Horace

In 1987, he starred in a movie that was called 'The Monster Squad'.
At a very young age, he died and...

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BABE RUTH

Bish,bash,bosh he hit that ball
Into the stands and over the wall
His opponents could never...

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Whatever

I'm the green eyed monster
i see you chilling with you feet up
I see you shopping
Kids...

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Elvis Presley: The Same...

Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time

You've been dead for the same amount of time that you lived, forty-two years.
You were loved and...

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Rebecca Schaeffer

Rebecca Schaeffer

She was very young when she was shot and killed by Robert John Bardo.
She starred in 'One Life To...

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LAURIE THE TOWN CRIER


He was sixty five now it was time to retire
Soon got bored and so became the town crier...