Celebrity

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THINK TWICE

CAN I TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT A MAN BEHIND BARS ??
WHO MOVED TO L.A. TO LIVE AMONG STARS,
BUT...

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Young William Shakespeare...

Young William Shakespeare...

He knows how good he is,
Of what he can achieve,
A pupil who is a master,
That much I...

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POINTS OF VIEW

POINTS  OF  VIEW

Dear Sirs, I wish to complain about Nigella,
who thinks that her boobs are as good as Monroes;...

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Take your money elsewhere

Take your money elsewhere

Take your money elsewhere, it is not welcome here
Take you photos else where, we simply do not care...

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"BASQUIAT KING"

"BASQUIAT KING"
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Dawn Wells Death

Dedicated to Dawn Wells who died at the age of 82 on December...

Dawn Wells Death

Something bad has happened, we've lost Dawn Wells.
Her friends and family must be going through Hell...

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All the money in the world...

All the money in the world...

Though that lass has everything

Everything is not enough

Us the general public do not see...

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The Late Sean Connery

Dedicated to Sean Connery (1930-2020) who died on October 31,...

The Late Sean Connery

He was a great actor but now he's gone.
He starred in seven movies as James Bond.
Connery was...

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Sir David Attenborough ?

Sir David Attenborough ?

Sir David Attenborough is a wonderful man
He is a credit for his generation
His excellent...

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Jerry Stiller

Dedicated to Jerry Stiller (1927-2020) who died on May 11, 2020.

Jerry Stiller

Jerry Stiller has died at the age of 92, he lived to a ripe old age.
He starred in movies,...

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Aging long haired pencil...

Aging long haired pencil neck geezer

(alternately titled no particular reason:
bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar
seven salad...

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Happy Birthday, Talia

Dedicated to Talia Shire who turned 74 today.

Happy Birthday, Talia

Today is Talia Shire's birthday and she's turned seventy-four.
She starred in the Rocky and...

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Future time traveler looks...

Future time traveler looks back one century ago

Circa April 17th, 2120, or 1820 military time,
yours truly attempted crafting id est feeble rhyme...

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The Gambler and Lucille

Dedicated to Kenny Rogers (1938-2020) who died on March 20,...

The Gambler and Lucille

Kenny had a God given talent and he was bound to succeed.
His death has pricked people like a thorn...