POINTS OF VIEW

Dear Sirs, I wish to complain about Nigella,
who thinks that her boobs are as good as Monroes;
I object to David Walliams sickly camp persona,
leaning and fawning all over Simon Cowell.

I dislike Michael Mcintyre on 'The Wheel,'
whom I find incredibly, irritatingly, childish;
now when it comes to 'The Bake-Off,' there's Lucas,
who potters around contestants making lurid suggestions.

The quiz programme called, 'The Wall,' is bad enough,
and Danny Dyer can't speak properly, no quiz show host;
we see lady sports presenters, keep them all aside,
because it's doubtful if hey could explain, 'off-side.'

Finally, there's darling Carol, The BBC weather presenter,
who, unfortunately, blocks out N. Ireland with her breasts.