Crime

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" THE LOVE-LESS BEAST ...

" THE LOVE-LESS BEAST  "!?X

" CALL THE LOVE POLICE !
RAISE THE ALARM
THIS GUY NEEDS SERVING
WITH SOME KIND OF...

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Columbo Isn't On The Case

Columbo Isn't On The Case

I committed murder and I have bad news.
Columbo is on the case and that means I'll lose.
...

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I Was Forced To Take His Life

I Was Forced To Take His Life

When a man came at me with a knife.
I was forced to shoot and take his life.
It was self...

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" AT MINE & HER...

" AT MINE  & HER MAJESTY,S PLEASURE  "!?X

" MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
& YOU HAVE AT LAST BEEN NICKED !!
& NOW THIS TOWN ,...

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Crooked Undertaker

Crooked Undertaker

I owned a funeral parlor and I earned a lot of bread.
I got paid a whole lot of money to cremate the...

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Assault With A Deadly Weapon

Assault With A Deadly Weapon

I tolerated my damn neighbor even though he liked to gripe.
But I drew the line when he attacked me...

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" NEVER "..... !?X

" NEVER "..... !?X

" YOU HAVE LEFT A HOLE , THAT WILL NEVER BE FILLED !
DESPITE THE DEPTHS THAT WE HAVE DRILLED
...

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Body Parts For Sale

I sell people's body parts after I kidnap them.
My business is immoral, what I do is very grim....

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Sing a song of sixpence...

Sing a song of sixpence The Police are out in force,
Four'n'twenty Matrix* are kicking in front...

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"Droppin' in on...

"Droppin' in on Jersey Street"

There's always the dangle of pick pockets Jersey doggin'
And slob toothed vagabonds shoutin' bout...

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Sing a song of sixpence

Sing a song of sixpence the Police are out in force,
Four 'n' twenty *Matrix are kicking in front...

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Junkie Jubilee

My passions grown,I never stay home,I walk alone,right or wrong?I did the math that equaled this dead end...

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" The Devil's In...

" The Devil's In The Alcove "

In the alcove of the church, I spied a crime
A parishioner stealing money
From a friendly...

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Sociopathic Father

Pain was something that a man loved to inflict.
He had four daughters and he was very strict....

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Drunken Cop

Drunken Cop

I turned to the bottle because I was a Cop.
I was a good Policeman but it had to stop.
I...