Curse

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Im Sorry.

Apologetic

Im Sorry.

Im sorry (x5)
that I couldn't be everything that
you could ever imagine in a world
of...

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The curse of Blood

ONE STAIN ON THE IMMORTAL TONGUE

swinging white boned hands
played rhythmically across the black and white ocean
splashing...

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Convenience afforded microwave

Convenience afforded microwave

Especially one courteously wrapped ably
anonymously gifted to
an aspiring gourmet Chef...

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Its so hard not too ...

Its so hard not too ...

How many words are there
But why is it so much easier ,
Just to swear ...
They are the...

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Humanity must hustle mach...

Humanity must hustle mach schnell -

At warp speed to stave off
further global catastrophe
courtesy portentous tragedy
...

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Transient troubadour...

Transient troubadour traverses terrestrial terrain

'Course as a grim teller of tall tales,
(albeit poetic) reasonable rhyming
quasi roundelay I...

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Transmogrification into...

Transmogrification into hideous golem like beast...

Seeks to lavish adoration,
especially after freshly deceased
cuz, upon yar flesh I will...

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Buzzfeeding sustenance ...

Buzzfeeding sustenance (eating/drinking) beyond point of satiation

Bloated swollen cheeks
analogous to first Chinese Brother,
who swallowed the sea,
now...

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The big 60 makes a...

The big 60 makes a difference you know

Yesterday as planned I was Xmas shopping with my eldest daughter.. coz she likes to pick her own presents...

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Waves from the machine

dimensions open within a curious cat

Position
I watch them march
or rather drift in a sacred scared scattered wave
...

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Suddenly frisson aye...

I suddenly feel scared

Suddenly frisson aye describe...,

As told once upon time helloo
from me matt chew
most previous poem ugh goo,
viz freak...

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Verizon payment arrangement -

due november fifteenth two thousand nineteen

Verizon payment arrangement -

Yours truly long time
satisfactory Verizon customer
i.e. namely this monsieur
breathes...

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Shadows

Shadows

Where is it you go, when all else is asleep?
Is it you I see, when I swim through the deep?
...

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Incomprehensible...

Incomprehensible existential conundrum

Since time immemorial
happenstance bestowed Homo sapiens
ability to become self aware
...

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Shoot! Nothing like killing...

Shoot! Nothing like killing spree to bookend August 2019!

The latest homicide,
where gunman(men) slew
dirty deed done dirt cheap
half dozen...

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Crying without knowing why

Crying without knowing why

Crying without knowing why

Two Lovers don’t understand why they’re love that’s pure as Christmas...

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I'm sorry my dear

I'm sorry my dear

I'm sorry my dear this was not my year
I do fear that the end is near
you picked a winner I'm...