Fun

From the hotel to the beach we took a short stroll

Soft sand beneath our feet,volcanic,black as...

In June of nineteen ninety-four, we took a journey long;

From Boston all the way to California,...

lines written on reading Stephen Fry’s The Ode Less Travelled

If assonance is asinine
And...

Nothing like counting my change from my bubble gum machine.

Nickles, dime and loonies too, wow this...

She used to write,
She writes, and oh
She sure can write!!

She could talk,
...

Door to door I knocked...

Seeking sponsors...

Many happy pledges at ten cents a mile......

Ever wonder why we giggle

How exactly does it start

What makes it uncontrollable

...

I went far away to visit the family...

Things were hectic, crazy and very fast...

Some...

Have you heard the latest, kiddies?

Archibald Mouse is confused

He thinks he's a big scary...

Once read that a kangaroo can't jump

Unless its tail is touching the ground

I've tried it...

Shitty is such a cute little word

I chuckle each time I hear it

Even words like crappy or...

Do DINOS SOAR, do fish have SOLE
Do elephants have ANTS in their PANTS
Have you ever seen a...

WELL HELLO COSMO, WELL HELLO COSMO, SO NICE TO BE HERE, WELL HELLO COSMO, JUST WANT TO SAY HELLO, WELL...

My brain is on holiday

Sure wish it would alert me

I'm cruising along having a ball...

Peer up at the puddle from underneath

Do you see the bottom of my pretty feet?

Look...