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Blech - impossible mission...

Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea...

When the entire mug awash
with floating leavings
by golly by gosh,
sipping said herbal...

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Sassy sobriquets schooled...

studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe

Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...

My utmost humblest apology
for inducing the following
cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium...

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NEW YORK IS ON HIGH

New York New York...

Your little town blues are getting a little more expensive again...

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Cat

Loose lines 5

1.

If you feed the bird
He'll get fat
And won't get off the ground
And be...

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I also feel blasé today...

I also feel blasé today February 19th, 2024

Linkedin to being lax,
and shirking house cleaning tasks,
which negligence cost us
(...

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STEPHEN COLBERT

ANNOUNCEMENT

He said "Stupidity and Corruption you're on the right side."

He has a special show for you......

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THIS YOUNG MAN GOT TWISTED

Can someone help him out?

He looks like he was shocked by a bolt...

It's been a long time...

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Isis staind 27+ years...

Isis staind 27+ years...

of scorpion stinging poison us marriage,
whereby the missus and I
experienced genesis as...

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A Feline Poet

A Feline Poet

The muse
finally re-visited
the clever cat.

He placed his claws
on the...

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A brushstroke...

specified such so as to issue a rhyme,
but proceeded as this scribe
didst git linkedin with...

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Get out of my head mister...

Ransacking treasure trove
of maximum headroom.

To remedy a fate worse than death
or...

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COMFORTING WORDS

People are freaking over many absurd untruths...

Much is in their own heads...

​​​​​​They...

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WE PAY THESE PEOPLE

We pay for their shopping trips...

We pay for their fake trials...

We pay for their...

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January 13th 2024 - Happy...

January 13th 2024 - Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott Harris

date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958.
date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix....

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“The Hen House”

“The Hen House”

Cooped within ancient bodies,
this inhabitant dwells amongst an elder net
of crabby,...

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TAKE THE TIME

TAKE THE TIME

If you actually listened to yourself would you really say some of the things you really do say?

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