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Humour

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Encomium for cumulative...

Encomium for cumulative collection of trash

The pyromaniac within yours truly
beckons sacrificial ritual
mine burning (man's)
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Ink roached infestation...

Ink roached infestation didst derive within mice elf

Ink roached infestation didst derive within mice elf

Minor emendations to following
just...

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Rigorous sphincter ani...

Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout

Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins
courtesy healthy helping of prunes
linkedin to...

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I wait with bated breath...

I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence

The following crafted
approximately midway
into the administration
of forty fifth...

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Booby trapped within...

Booby trapped within apartment unit b44

Circa August 18th, 2021
three years ago to date,
nevertheless I count blessings,
so...

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INDECISIVE MAN

This is a little tale of a very indecisive man
Whether to say yes or no is not part of his plan...

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Ready...Aim...Fire!

Ready...Aim...Fire!

In light of tension twixt
brinkmanship rumbling one
East Asian Tiger
country otherwise...

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It’s just a rainy day

It’s just a rainy day

It's just a rainy day, I don't have much to say
I'm watching West Side Story
Man those Jet's...

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THE GOOD LIE

She wouldn't lie to you would she?

She sure shocked a lot of people...

I'm sure you knew...

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The missus upstages Grosse...

The missus upstages Grosse and Quade at unit b44...

for upcoming June 2023 inspection/violation.

Countdown triggers nails
bitten down to quick...

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BITTER SWEET LOVE

BITTER SWEET LOVE

KISS MY LIPS
WITH YOUR COTTON CANDY TONGUE,
WHILE YOU POISON MY HEART
WITH YOUR...

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Gluttonous connoisseur of...

Gluttonous connoisseur of ethnic culinary cuisines

Yours truly would never be confused for a gourmand, nevertheless I could enjoy experiencing taste testing...

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Forget Me Not...

Forget Me Not...

Forget me not, Forget me still, Forget me against my will...
But forget me not you never will......

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The birth of a poem

The birth of a poem

From a word that someone said
Came a tale walking along a trail
That starts the birth of a...

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Fork git about spooner hiz ham

Fork git about spooner hiz ham

And join (singing the words
in the next paragraph) whether alone
in a traffic jam
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What Would You Be...?

What Would You Be...?

If I could be anything, what would I be...?
I'd like to be quite a lot of things actually...
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