Ambassador Topic -

Humour

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GROUCHY ONE

LOVE STYLE

GROUCHY ONE

Have you ever tried loving a grouchy one?

​​​​​​Grunting sounds come easy when just the right...

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Awaiting a growth spurt...

Awaiting a growth spurt that never happened

When a boy,
I wanted to be as tall as my father
(he passed away October seventh
two...

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AWW THEY KNOCKED THEIR...

AWW THEY KNOCKED THEIR TOWER DOWN

Are you going forward?

Did you go back from where you came?

When your family touches...

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Bed Bath and Beyond

Satire

Bed Bath and Beyond

So they told me even before I arrived
I’d be on the 15th floor
I replied, hell no I hate...

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WRONG STATE BUDDY

You probably wished you stayed in New York...

Your wife didn't know what to do...

Stand...

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I wanna trade in my stubby...

I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks...,

(a poor excuse for legs),
and get me the latest
sophisticated prosthetics advancements,...

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Grits

Grits

In the land of biscuits and fried chicken fried,
There's a dish that'll make you feel all warm...

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Ledge Musings

Ledge Musings

Go out on that ledge..
and take a strong stand..

Take your disillusioned toes
right...

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UNFAIR FIGHT

Out there on display...

You have tied the hands of your opponent...

If you fought fair...

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Try mumbo jumbo chicken...

Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo

Yours truly an unfortunate hostage
within Homo sapien zoo
presenting poetic hodge podge...

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Sommelier (full time...

Satire

Sommelier   (full time vacancy plus overtime)

I walked happily into my interview

already imagining
I was diving into a barrel of
...

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April fools' day -...

April fools' day - ordinarily all manner of tomfoolery abounds

Written/updated since last year
unlike any other
when out of this world
outlandish...

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NOT MADE UP

Some know my adventures...

​​​​​​Can and String...

Heads out bedroom windows having...

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Bonanza of shamrocks will...

where Lassie free to run across petco junction

Bonanza of shamrocks will soon blanket Green Acres...

All across the webbed
wide esse Scott's landed wold
emerald green Trifolium
carpets...

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HOUSE KEEPING

Made Easier

HOUSE KEEPING

Paper check...

Markers...

Check...

sparrowsong what are you doing?

​​​​​​I'...

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DO WE HAVE TO FIGHT?

DO WE HAVE TO FIGHT?

Do we have to fight?

From your side the answer is Yes...

From my side it's not how I would...