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UNFAIR FIGHT

Out there on display...

You have tied the hands of your opponent...

If you fought fair...

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Try mumbo jumbo chicken...

Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo

Yours truly an unfortunate hostage
within Homo sapien zoo
presenting poetic hodge podge...

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Sommelier (full time...

Satire

Sommelier   (full time vacancy plus overtime)

I walked happily into my interview

already imagining
I was diving into a barrel of
...

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April fools' day -...

April fools' day - ordinarily all manner of tomfoolery abounds

Written/updated since last year
unlike any other
when out of this world
outlandish...

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NOT MADE UP

Some know my adventures...

​​​​​​Can and String...

Heads out bedroom windows having...

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Bonanza of shamrocks will...

where Lassie free to run across petco junction

Bonanza of shamrocks will soon blanket Green Acres...

All across the webbed
wide esse Scott's landed wold
emerald green Trifolium
carpets...

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HOUSE KEEPING

Made Easier

HOUSE KEEPING

Paper check...

Markers...

Check...

sparrowsong what are you doing?

​​​​​​I'...

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DO WE HAVE TO FIGHT?

DO WE HAVE TO FIGHT?

Do we have to fight?

From your side the answer is Yes...

From my side it's not how I would...

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Blech - impossible mission...

Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea...

When the entire mug awash
with floating leavings
by golly by gosh,
sipping said herbal...

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Sassy sobriquets schooled...

studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe

Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...

My utmost humblest apology
for inducing the following
cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium...

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NEW YORK IS ON HIGH

New York New York...

Your little town blues are getting a little more expensive again...

...

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Cat

Loose lines 5

1.

If you feed the bird
He'll get fat
And won't get off the ground
And be...

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I also feel blasé today...

I also feel blasé today February 19th, 2024

Linkedin to being lax,
and shirking house cleaning tasks,
which negligence cost us
(...

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STEPHEN COLBERT

ANNOUNCEMENT

He said "Stupidity and Corruption you're on the right side."

He has a special show for you......

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THIS YOUNG MAN GOT TWISTED

Can someone help him out?

He looks like he was shocked by a bolt...

It's been a long time...

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Isis staind 27+ years...

Isis staind 27+ years...

of scorpion stinging poison us marriage,
whereby the missus and I
experienced genesis as...