the things we wish for but never really say

1.Your mother in law needs to fucking die

2.I wish I didnt have to pay taxes anymore

3.I wish my son was mute

4.I want more oppertunities for anal sex, not necessarily the act, just more oppertunities.

5.Actual anal sex.

6. better revenge sex, like I want you crying because you regret leaving me just because of how well that just went.

7. less taxes, God I fucking hate this government,thats it kids, honey we are moving to china and becoming communists.

8.a government with a spine.(your thoughts not mine)

9. a girl friend that doesnt bleed once a month and try to murder me over ice cream prices.

10. a life other than making stupid tshirts that say dumb things for unimaginative people to read them.