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Corrode Trip

Corrode Trip

Hi!! Ho!!

Hi!! Ho!!

Off to Sodom Town we go
to satisfy
our bodily needs...

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THE GOOD GUYS

THE GOOD GUYS

What?

​​​​​​Are you afraid?

They only put Good guys in Jail...

You know that......

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My Wife Became A Carjacker

My Wife Became A Carjacker

My damn wife makes me so mad that I want to smack her.
She turned to crime after she chose to become...

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Saturn's Rings

Saturn's Rings

Oh, Saturn's rings, glorious and bright!

Etched in the canvas of the night

...

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The Taunting

" Of elation Whispers"

The Taunting

The taunting of elation whispers,
To reference the enticing of lures,
As to be moved,...

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Shade Dispenser

Shade Dispenser

Before I became
the black cloud I am today

I used to care deeply
about my fellow man...

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Rose

Senryu

Rose

I am delicate

I flourish and bloom, when loved

my life, short but sweet.

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The Curse Of Loving You

The Curse Of Loving You

The truth finally crawled out of its grave—
you never loved me.

Every kiss was a shadow,...

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Manchester Kentucky

Manchester Kentucky

Old coal miner town.
Good ole boys, gals and deep roots.
Offering good views.

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Bumble Beastie

Bumble Beastie

Take pity
on the Joker in Chief
and his cackling minions
whose main priority
...

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With gall gainful...

With gall gainful employment quest half heartedly sought...

despite me chronological age being one naught naught
as an impractical joker
to da liver me...

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A Beautiful Life

A Beautiful Life

When I was born I couldn't speak

so I cried that was the only way I
could communicate...

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Ice Comet

Ice Comet

From the depths of the Milky Way galaxy

Where ancient starlight gleams

A...

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Off Lining

Off Lining

In my current non connectivity
static state of locked out panic
I seek remedy for my...

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ALMOST TOO EASY

ALMOST TOO EASY

People are screaming in DC to bring crime back...

The City is too safe...

Too clean......

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Self Edit Directive

Self Edit Directive

Right now
my blood alcohol level
is more booze than plasma
so I gotta confess
...

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WHO'S RHETORIC DOES...

WHO'S RHETORIC DOES THIS BELONG TOO?

Words we have heard before?

Do you remember who said it?

Maybe, I should ask...

How...