Poem -

Benidorm

Satire.

Benidorm

You know there is something
very wrong 

when you pretend to be an alcoholic
 
just so your next guaranteed holiday 
 
will be alone in rehab.

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sparrowsong

Hello Shirley...

Thank you for the laugh...

Don't shut down the Insane Asylums...

They're getting out and now, no legal drugs either...

They call it a win?

Sounds like they have an opening...

We can pretend?

Call it Voluntary...

😂
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Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong Ice Queen

 

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