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1 + 1 = 3 !?X

1 + 1 = 3 !?X

GONE ARE THE DAY,S OF FUN!
FOR MY MUMMY & DADDY!
THEY HAD TO MUCH FUN ONE NIGHT!
& THE RESULT . IS LITTLE OLE MEĀ 
NOW THERE,S 3 OF US , IN THE BED!
DADDY SHOULDN,T HAVE ROLLEDĀ 
OVER. ON TOP OF MUMMY!
& SHOULD HAVE FALLEN OUT. INSTEAD!
NOW THEY,VE GOT ME
TO SHARE THEIR BED!
AT LEAST MUMMY & DADDY ARE WED!
I CANT BREATHE THO.UNDER HERE!
CAN SOMEONE PULL ME UP. BY MY EAR!
FROM THE BOTTOM OF THIS BED!?
OR THERE.LL ONLY BE 2 OF YOU AGAIN !
COS I CANNOT BREATHE
& I FEAR. I,LL SOON BE DEAD!?
& ME FEET ARE BLOODY FREEZING!
& DADDY,S HAIRY BODY
KEEP.S MAKING ME SNEEZING!
& WHEN YOU PASS WIND!
YOU CERTAINLY NEED. TO LET A BREEZE IN!
PLEASE HURRY! I THINK I,VE STOPPED BREATHING!
DADDY,S GOT A BIG 1 BREWING!
I CAN HEAR IT COMING!
PLEASE MUMMY. I BEG YOU !
DONT LET ME DIE OF THE HUM!
I DONT WANT TO SUFFOCATE!
BUT DADDY"S GONNA DEFECATE!?
& I,M FAR TO NEAR HIS BUM!
QUICK AS YOU CAN !! PLEASE MUMX
COS. HERE IT BLOODY COME,S!!!

Tracy Timothy xx

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