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10 Ways...

10 Ways...

10 Way,s to make him fall for you

The guy, online did state

Follow my techniques, Top 10

To get your man , back again

There bound to hit "The Sweet Spot"

He didn,t explain that one

But sound,s like , it could make you come

The push me, pull me, technique

Dont stop, sound,s like fun

I didn,t pay for the solutions

Cos he wanted $49 dollars

But claims, The Special One , will follow..

The mouse & cheese method

Could be a lot of fun

But have twisted visions.

Of the mans sore trapped tongue

The Anchor Technique

Sounds, quite appealing

But the "Furious Magnet Technique

Will stick ya to the ceiling

The "Emotional Intensifier"

Sound,s more for me

Or definatly " The Position Technique

& " The Vacumn One"

Which could suck in your cheeks

Or ! slip , right up your bum ...

What ever tip,s, this guy was selling

Sound,s like half of it,

Will have you yelling

Just let nature , take it,s course

Save yourself some money

Unless ya get really bored

& could end up... quite funnyx

Tracy Timothyxx

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Undefined Warrior

HEY TRACY I am trying so hard to be good but some of your poetry so full on

I feel like being naughty and having a little fun but I've hanged up all my boots and I'm finished with my gun. a bit like  general Custer I've had my last stand

but at least I can clap and give you a big hand

keep the fire burning the pen is mightier than the sword 

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Tracy Timothy

YOU,VE ALREADY FOUND SOME WORDS ! YOU UNDEFINED WARRIOR 
COULD BECOME A LORD ! GET OUT YA PEN & PUT AWAY YA SWORD X

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