10 Ways...

10 Way,s to make him fall for you
The guy, online did state
Follow my techniques, Top 10
To get your man , back again
There bound to hit "The Sweet Spot"
He didn,t explain that one
But sound,s like , it could make you come
The push me, pull me, technique
Dont stop, sound,s like fun
I didn,t pay for the solutions
Cos he wanted $49 dollars
But claims, The Special One , will follow..
The mouse & cheese method
Could be a lot of fun
But have twisted visions.
Of the mans sore trapped tongue
The Anchor Technique
Sounds, quite appealing
But the "Furious Magnet Technique
Will stick ya to the ceiling
The "Emotional Intensifier"
Sound,s more for me
Or definatly " The Position Technique
& " The Vacumn One"
Which could suck in your cheeks
Or ! slip , right up your bum ...
What ever tip,s, this guy was selling
Sound,s like half of it,
Will have you yelling
Just let nature , take it,s course
Save yourself some money
Unless ya get really bored
& could end up... quite funnyx
Tracy Timothyxx
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Comments
HEY TRACY I am trying so hard to be good but some of your poetry so full on
I feel like being naughty and having a little fun but I've hanged up all my boots and I'm finished with my gun. a bit like general Custer I've had my last stand
but at least I can clap and give you a big hand
keep the fire burning the pen is mightier than the sword
YOU,VE ALREADY FOUND SOME WORDS ! YOU UNDEFINED WARRIOR
COULD BECOME A LORD ! GET OUT YA PEN & PUT AWAY YA SWORD X