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100 % SATISFACTION GUARANTEED !?X

100 % SATISFACTION GUARANTEED !?X

100 % SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!
ALL THE BEST THING,S IN LIFE
ARE FREE FROM ME INDEED....
THE WAY TO A MAN,S HEART
IS THROUGH HIS BELLY!
IF..I WAS YOURS???
YOU,D NO LONGER.NEED THE TELE!
I,LL MAKE YOU SCREAM WITH DELIGHT
ALWAY,S DO WHAT,S RIGHT!
LOVE & LUST & RELAXATION!
100 % PURE SATISFACTION!
HEARTY BREAKFAST,DINNER & TEA!
ALL COOKED TO PERFECTION!
BY LITTLE OLE ME!
WHEN I,M DONE IN THE KITCHEN!
IN THE BED-ROOM I WILL BE!
YOU DEFINATLY WONT GET NO COMPLAINTS!
WHEN YOUR ALONE WITH ME!
I HAVE IMPECCABLE  MANNERS!
& ALWAYS SAY PLEASE!
I,LL SOON HAVE YOU ON YOUR KNEE,S!
YOUR BODY IS THE TEMPLE!
THAT.I WISH TO WORSHIP IN!
YOU COME ALIVE. WITHIN YOUR SKIN!
I,LL MAKE YOUR HEART BEAT FASTER!
& YOUR KNEES GO WEAK!
RAISE YOUR TEMPERATURE . TO IT,S PEAK!
IF YOU WANT PERFECTION?
IT,S ME ..THAT YOU SEEK!
100% HEAVEN SENT
SAVING MYSELF FOR YOU 
YOU COULDNT GET AN BETTER PER CENT
THAN THE AVERAGE OF 62!
I,LL MAKE YOU LAUGH.RUN YOUR BATH!
TAKE YOU TO HEAVEN & BACK!
LOVING & LUST.IN ME YOU SHOULD TRUST!
I.LL EVEN WASH YOUR BACK!
100 % SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!
OR GET A FULL REFUND!
IF..I EVER SLACK OR RUST!!!!
I REALLY AM...A BLOODY MUST?XX

Tracy Timothy xx

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