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2021 MEMORY FOAM

2021 MEMORY FOAM

I can keep my shape, remember last year,
when I was depressed, came back without fear,
there was covid, Brexit and no holidays,
but I popped up in many various ways,

This polyurethane has great viscosity,
non European now with great honesty,
no matter how much you stand and stare,
I'll always remember a nice lovely pair.

I'm even exported over the channel,
much better than that silly old flannel,
no security checks, paperwork in order,
I'll bounce back when I'm over the border.

Both of you resting on me with private parts,
I'm even resistant to your excessive farts.

  

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Terry Reeves

Hi Hj,
Thanks a lot - we need something
light after what's going on!
Love,
Terry.
x

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Tony Taylor

LOL!!  LOL!!....this is such a charmingly funny and VERY creative read/write.....and to pull it off while adhering to the perfect structuring of a classic sonnet is even more impressive!!  ALL STARS & PINNED!!.....Bravo dear poet brother!!......Great stuff TERRY!!.....LOVE & ROCKETS!!......T xo  : )

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