2021 MEMORY FOAM

I can keep my shape, remember last year,
when I was depressed, came back without fear,
there was covid, Brexit and no holidays,
but I popped up in many various ways,

This polyurethane has great viscosity,
non European now with great honesty,
no matter how much you stand and stare,
I'll always remember a nice lovely pair.

I'm even exported over the channel,
much better than that silly old flannel,
no security checks, paperwork in order,
I'll bounce back when I'm over the border.

Both of you resting on me with private parts,
I'm even resistant to your excessive farts.