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3 HELL..MARYS !?X

3 HELL..MARYS !?X

US 3 NUN,S ARE LIKE NO OTHERS ?
WE CERTAINLY AINT VIRGINS?
WE LIKE LOTS OF LOVERS!!
FAR FROM YA USUAL VIRGIN MOTHERS
WE SMOKE, GAMBLE & LIKE A DRINK
WE CAN WORK WONDERS, ON THE SINK!
WERE NOT YA NORMAL NUN,S, AS SUCH?
BECAUSE, WE LIKE LOTS OF CRUTCH
WHEN WE LEAVE ON OUR HABITS
WE FUCK JUST LIKE LITTLE RABBITS!
WE CERTAINLY ANSWER ALL THEIR PRAYERS!
& TAKE AWAY ALL THEIR CARES
WE STRIP THEM NAKED & LAY THEM BARE
& THE VICAR IS TOTALLY UNAWARE?
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CONVENT,STAYS RIGHT HERE!
WE ALWAYS MAKE THAT VERY CLEAR
WHEN WERE BEING DONE UP THE REAR
SMOKING JOINTS & DRINKING BEER
SAY 10 HELL MARYS, GOD BLESS YOU MY DEAR
WE SHOUT OUT " OH MY GOD !" OFTEN
USUALLY AFTER WE LAY THERE THROBBING!
WHEN WE,VE ALL HAD A GOOD KNOBBING
WE ONLY ASK FOR A DONATION
WHEN WE PARTIED REAL HARD
YOU,LL HAVE TA LEAVE YA CREDIT CARD?
IF IT,S BEEN A TOTAL ABOMINATION ?
AWWH _ MEN....YOUR ALL BARRED
WE CANT HAVE OUR REPUTATION TARRED?
WE WILL STILL HAVE FUN ON OUR OWN!
& YOU WONT BE DROPPING YA BONE
THEN YOU,LL HAVE A REASON TO MOAN?
SO NOW YOU WONT SEE ME LICK HER
NOW FUCK OFF WITH THE VICAR
& DONT EVEN BOTHER TO PHONE !!
BECAUSE YOU MEN..JUST LOWER THE TONE !!

Tracy Timothy xx

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

TRACY TIMOTHY,

VERY DISTINCT WAY OF OBSERVATIONS, GREAT,

Mabrook (Congrats)

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Tracy Timothy

GLAD YOU ENJOYED MY NAUGHTY NUNS LOL XX BLESS YOU WILLIE

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

ALL YOUR VERSES ARE FABULOUS, ENJOYABLE AND LOVEABLE,

REGARDS & LOVE WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Tracy Timothy

AW WILLIE X THAT IS SO LOVELY OF YOU TO SAY THAT, I,M SO GLAD YOU ENJOY MY WORK & APPRECIATE MY PEN & CRAZY MIND : )

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