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" 4 MC, NIFICANT LADIES "!?X

" 4 MC, NIFICANT LADIES "!?X

THESE 4 LOVELY LADIES
LOVE MC DONALDS , SO MUCH!
IT IS THEIR BUNS, THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO TOUCH!
IT HAS  BEEN YEARS, SINCE THEY,VE SEEN THEIR CRUTCH?
THEY,VE LOST COUNT OF HOW MANY THEY.VE MUNCHED !
ENDLESS FIZZY,S, IN ICE HAVE BEEN CRUNCHED
& TONS OF CHIPS, THAT GO STRAIGHT ON THEIR HIPS!
IN THEIR MOUTHS ,ENDLESS  CALORIES HAVE BEEN PUNCHED
FOR BREAKFAST, DINNER, TEA & BRUNCH
MANY ICE-CREAMS & DESERTS HAVE BEEN CRUNCHED!
WHEN THEIR FEEDERS , TAKE THEM TO LUNCH!
THEY PROVIDE 4 EXTRA LARGE SEATS
SO THAT THESE 4 LOVELY LADIES CAN EAT
NOT A CHANCE OF BEING DISCREET?
FISH, BURGERS, CHICKEN, WHAT EVER! AS LONG AS ITS MEAT!
THEY NEVER TOUCH THE SALAD BAR!
THEY RECKON THATS GOING A BIT TO FAR!
& THEY CLAIM, THATS WHAT RABBITS EAT?
& ITS YEARS SINCE THEY,VE SEEN THEIR FEET
THEY CAN BARELY GET THROUGHT THE DOOR
& ARE ALWAYS HUNGRY FOR MORE
ARE THESE.. MC. NIFICANT INSATIABLE MC, DONALD LOVING 4 !!

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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