Poem -

40 + YEAR OLD VIRGIN ( Poking Fun AT TONY)

40 + YEAR OLD VIRGIN ( Poking Fun AT TONY)

You would
think
in all the
HONKY TONK
GIN CLUBS
And 
JAZZ DIVES
That He
Has Performed
In
The Deed Would
Have Been Done

Yet Come September 8th
Like A Virgin
Tony
IS Going
To Be Touched
For The Very
First Time

Cherie
The Divine Poetess Cougar
Don't 
Pounce on The CHAP
Too Fast
As He Is
Like a 
Innocent Lamb
Awating
Slaugther

Poor Thing
I don't Think
He will Know
What Hit Him

 

groooour, rrrrr.​​​​​​ ( sound of Growling)

Watch Out Bard of Cosmo
I believe The Poetess
IS on the PROWL.................................................

 

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