A Cow With A Green Eyebrow

Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow

If you did, you''d best lay off the hooch

Hooch in moderation is acceptable

But if you see a pink elephant fly by your window

You have definitely over indulged

Another sign is when the things you say

Don't exactly match what you're thinking

Such as instead of saying, “You have nice boobs”

You actually say “bice noobs”

Has a nice ring to it as does “a great sackbide”

Hey I don't make this stuff up you know!

So getting back to that strange looking cow

If you haven't been drinking... and you see one

Run, don't walk, to the nearest shrink!