Poem -
A LADY AND A FARMER
Once there was a farmer who took a young lady,
To the back of the barn where he gave her a ....
LECTURE on horses and chickens and eggs,
Told her she had such beautiful ....
MANNERS that suited a lady of her charms,
A lady that he wanted to take in his ....
WASHING and ironing and then if she did,
they could get married and raise lots of ....
COWS they could put brands on their ncecks,
then go in the house and have lots of ....
BREAKFAST of fried eggs and ham,
Then go outside and feed the RABBITS.
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Comments
A LECTURE on MANNERS, WASHING COWS and BREAKFAST RABBITS? Lol I know that that probably wasn't your intention, and I`m not criticizing I just find it humorous. I really like how simple and creative this poem is, a very light and engaging work. All the Best and kind regards. The Fish of the Sea.
I like the almost double innuendo on this. You think it's going one way but it surprises you and goes another.
For example :
Clever! x