Poem -

A letter to the council

A letter to the council

I wrote a letter to the council, 
to highlight my complaints,
As I thought it'd get the job done,
while showing some restraint.

the park bins were overflowing,
and some trees had took a fall,
while some teenagers had painted,
vulgar things upon shop walls.

there was hobos fishing in the pond,
and despite all there earnest,
a flock of community service men,
doing no community service.

why, there were countless problems,
And their solutions seemed so feasible,
I really didn't ask a lot,
and I wasn't being unreasonable.

my letter was not answered,
so I thought I might as well,
write another letter to the council,
complaining about them as well!

they can't deal with simple problems,
 and it's not they don't have the capacity,
it's just they seem to lack,
a certain element of tenacity.

they make us vote for their new leader,
Each man chosen through careful selection,
but as long as they do some damn work,
we don't care who wins their election!

I wrote a letter to the council,
but my letter was a bust,
insted I received an email back,
offering membership to the national trust!
 

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