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" A LITTLE PORN.. XMAS EVE MORN !?" X

" A LITTLE PORN.. XMAS EVE MORN !?" X

" EVEN SANTA, ENJOYS A LITTLE PORN !
WHICH HE INSISTS ON, EVERY XMAS EVE MORN ?
IT SOME HOW HELPS TO KEEP HIM WARM
IN CASE HE HAS TO WEATHER A STORM?
IT KEEPS  THE BLOOD FLOWING, TO HIS LITTLE ACORN
& HIS BALLS TINGLE , HOLDING HIS SPAWN
BY XMAS NIGHT, HE FEELS REBORN!
WITH HIS MIND STILL FRESH, OF DIRTY HOT PORN!
& A KING SIZE TUB, OF HOT SWEET POP-CORN
KEEPS THIS SANTA , OH SO WARM
& IS TOTALLY BANNED , THE DAY JESUS WAS BORN
WHILE MRS CLAUS, AWAITS ALONE IN BED
ALWAYS EAGER TO GIVE ME HEAD!
KEEPING IT ALL SO WARM FOR ME 
& NEW BOX SETS OF LOTS MORE PORNOGRAPHY  
SHE HAS GOT ME THE NEW EDITION
OF DOMINATING , BONDAGE  & SUBMISSION ?
THE BEST EVER PRESENT, FROM THE WIFE
& A WHOLE YEAR OFF, TO LIVE THIS WONDERFUL LIFE
SHE ALWAYS KEEPS THE HOME FIRES BURNING 
& A WHOLE NEW BOX SET, OF SOME TOSSING & TURNING 
TO WATCH SOME OTHERS FUCKING N YEARNING
& YOUR NEVER TO OLD, TO KEEP ON LEARNING !?"

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Very amusing, wishing you a MERRY CHRISTMAS dear Poetess Tracy Timothy,

Willy

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Tracy Timothy

& a very merry xmas to you to...keep chuckling xx 

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Richard Waters

You are producing some very amusing works !

Wishing you happiness this Christmas !

xo

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Tracy Timothy

cheers Rich x tis the season to be jolly .... merry xmas x

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Richard Waters

Certainly is !  Love this time of year !!!

xox  

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Bradford

Hi Tracy wow Santa s wife gets him porn .just to keep him learning. I thought Santa was the giving type how sweet. A very funny write. Cheers hrl :)  

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Tracy Timothy

lol  i can tell your jealous of old santa.??...merry xmas hardrocklover & thanks for reading 

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