A MULTITUDE OF SINS

Is smoking a sin? White lies, things that give you high,
masturbation, Ranganathan, shopping can't afford to buy;
but definitely that EE guy, don't care if he's a millionaire,
Kama Sutra, Lady Chatterly's Lover, too much Baudelaire.

Of course, concepts are clouded, especially the rich,
we procrastinate, not allowed to desccribe Indian bitch;
parliamentarians nod  at each other, irrespective rhetoric,
there is no acceptance that the deliverer may be a prick.

When things are on your side, can cover nipples with red hair,
amazing what you can get away with, a persona laid bare;
I've had my share - not blameless, accused of being shameless,
it was not of my choosing, your righteousness is anyone's guess.

Perhaps we worry too much - describe decency where it begins
however, your personal indiscretions cover a multitude of sins.

NB. Ranganathan is a British TV presenter.