A Mushy Clown

I'm usually known for my silly stuff

But once in a while I surprise

Drooling all over my keyboard and yours

With mushy stuff I fantasize

At times been known to wear different hats

Contrary to what you may think

Can be sillier than the silliest damn jester

Then switch as quick as a wink

Become all gushy and mushy and stuff

Talk of flowers and eternal love

Then sure as shootin' it's back to the sillies

Giving your giggler a tug

This back and forth stuff is really quite dizzying

Imagine if I wrote about dying

Some are obsessed with negative things

If I said that was me I'd be lying

It's not for me, that tear jerky stuff

Guess my life's been too bloody happy

Sure not complaining I'm a perky old geezer

Maybe a better word is slaphappy