Poem -

A PENGUIN WITH HIGH HEELS

I decided on visiting the zoo today
I saw a funny thing I'm writing to say
The penguins came out for their afternoon snack
That's when I noticed something strange at the back

One of the penguins was wearing high heels
Certainly got noticed when the others were eating their meals
He was certainly different from the rest
Stood out from the others as you might have guessed

What makes a penguin wear high heels I really don't know
Is it for attention seeking and just for show
As long as he's comfortable that's okay with me
I wonder what he will be wearing when it's time for tea

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