Poem -

A PENGUIN WITH HIGH HEELS

I decided on visiting the zoo today
I saw a funny thing I'm writing to say
The penguins came out for their afternoon snack
That's when I noticed something strange at the back

One of the penguins was wearing high heels
Certainly got noticed when the others were eating their meals
He was certainly different from the rest
Stood out from the others as you might have guessed

What makes a penguin wear high heels I really don't know
Is it for attention seeking and just for show
As long as he's comfortable that's okay with me
I wonder what he will be wearing when it's time for tea

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

A SINATRA WANNABE

Modelled himself on Sinatra hopeful of success
Copied all his mannerisms the poise and finesse...

Poem -

NOBODY ELSE COMES CLOSE

You are my light when all around me is dark
Nobody else comes close or hits the mark
You...

Poem -

UNUSUAL AND UNIQUE

Those who have seen me I'm considered a freak
Something you don't see every day of the week
...

Latest poems in Comedy, Freestyle

Poem -

Hope springs eternal...

Hope springs eternal...

as Democrats swept key races
in 2025 elections in early referendum
as the donkey switch...

Poem -

MULTIPLE STREAMS OF INCOME

MULTIPLE STREAMS OF INCOME

Don't be rude and call me a Capitalist...

I have something you might need...

That makes me...

Poem -

GOOD OR BAD

GOOD OR BAD

They will find out...

Why are people cancelling their Trips?

Fire Chief has decided to...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com