A Rare Phenomenon

A rare phenomenon in these here parts
This odd meteorological display
A large scary object appeared in the sky
Hovering over us to our dismay

What could it be, are we all gonna die
Have a feeling the end is near
Gather the kiddies and head for the hills
About swallowed my dentures I fear

The thing's so bright we shield our eyes
With designer type shades by Dior
Can't remember ever being this damn scared
Terrified right down to my core

Then I heard on the six o'clock news
Weather will be great so have fun
Explaining this real scary occurrence
It's the object we know as the sun