ADAM and EVE

I have a story
For you to weave
About a guy named Adam
And a gal called Eve

God made Adam 
From a bunch of sand
And said, you will be
At My command

He made Eve
From Adam's rib
And said to her
You shall not fib

All you see
I give to you
But there's one thing
You cannot do

From this apple tree
The fruit don't pick
For if you eat it
You'll get sick

Adam and Eve
The land explored
And what they saw
They much adored

They came upon
That apple tree
And danced around it 
Merrily

So Eve did pick
A nice red apple
Gave it to Adam
To take a sample

God, seeing all this
Became real mad
For they had done
What He forbad

THUS GOD PROCLAIMED

Eve, My forewarning
You did not heed
So now henceforth
Each month you'll bleed

And as for you, Adam
That bite of apple, not yet chewed
Will stick in your throat
And hence protrude

So, mankind was doomed
And we now posses
An Adams Apple
And........P.M.S.
BOEMS by JA 8