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Adam And Eve....

Adam And Eve....

In the Garden of Eden
So the story goes
Lived Adam and Eve
Without any clothes!
Hiding their modesty
With four green leaves
A big one for Adam
Three smaller for Eve's!
And then one morning
On a cool spring day
The wind came along
And blew the leaves away!
Adam was gobsmacked
She had a right lovely pair
And there was Eve's pussy
All covered with hair!
Eve started drooling
She couldn't believe her eyes
His cock was massive
And it was starting to rise!
Adam moved closer
Her legs eased apart

He buried his helmet
Eve jumped with a start!
Backward and forward
Side to side
Eve's tight little pussy
Was all wet inside
Eve was in ecstasy
She wouldn't let loose
Until Adam's cock
Was all out of juice
It was a beautiful spot
Under a nice big tree
And nine months later
Two became three.....

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BLOSSOM

Where do you get your humour Jason, you are hilarious!!!  A great story and very well written; wouldn't class it exactly as Erotic, maybe more 'Eromedy' LOL!!  Loved, nomed and VOTED!!  Go on Tracy, surely it's worth a few more stars ha ha!!  Nice one Jason, you've got this comedy lark down to a fine art!! :)x

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Jason Lee

HAHA cheers Rachel, Eromedy hmmmm like the sound of that LOL, appreciate your comments Rachel, thanks again X:)

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John leroy Maxwell

Erotic Comedy at it's best.

Now Adam and Eve will be "Abel" to raise "Cain"

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Jason Lee,

Humor and  loveliness beautify your poem. The illustration is excellent. Congrats on your nomination entry.

Regards

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Jason Lee

Thanks for your nice comment Williams Ji Mavelli :)

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