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ADAM AND EVE (JOKE)

ADAM AND EVE (JOKE)

Adam and Eve were in the garden one day and Eve went to nother part of the garden and Adam sitting there injoying the sunshine when heres a voice (ADAM) he looks round and say who is that (ITS GOD) what do you want (I WENT YOU TO GO AND HUG EVE) God (YES ADAM)whats hugging (COME HERE I WILL TELL YOU) oh ok so goes over later on Adam heres voice agin (ADAM) who is that (ITS GOD )what do you want (I WANT YOU TO GO AND KISS EVE) God what is kissing (COME HERE I WILL TELL YOU) oh yeah ok and goes over to Eve,Little later Adam sitting in garden hears voice (ADAM) who is that (GOD) what do you want (I WENT YOU TO GO OVER AND MAKE LOVE TO EVE)God (YES ADAM) what is making love,( COME HERE AND I WILL TELL) yeah oh yeah I like that yeah so Adam goes over to Eve and comes back a little later and say God (YES ADAM) WHATS A HEADACHE,

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

This reminds me of a joke I heard...

A man died and when he arrived in Heaven he asked God to make him a singer so God turned him into a sewing machine...

:)

Great joke!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Greg Etsell

LOL LOL LOL that is funny Sarrowsong thank you hope your having a good day

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Georgina Richardson

A great little joke my Greg, it gave me a laugh, well done sweetie.

Lots of love and hugs

G xx

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Shaun Cronick

Oh very witty and haven't heard this one and just the comedy tonic .
Nicely done Greg made me laugh and a good funny one as well.
I wish you well, stay healthy my friend and thank you.

 

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Greg Etsell

Thank you Shaun 
I’m glad you liked it

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Shaun Cronick

Greg I'll tell the staff in work tomorrow and they'll love it!

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