After Dinner Speaking

You've had all the experiences in this life,
now you can bullshit anyone - it doesn't matter;
Herbal Life asked me: 'Do you know where you're going to?'
I thought - what the hell has it got to do with you? 

I mixed with the rich, wore best clothes on Sunday pm.,
'Ah, Mr. Andrew, I've read your work - we must invite you again,'
I'm looking at the audience, there's Lawrence - brand man,
he made money out of a 'contraceptive' insurance policy.

Then Smith, the vacuum cleaner man - he sucks,
so many guys, swindling, dishonest, earning bucks,
it's easy, just invest $300 with Bitcoin, up in smoke,
such a nice man, can't go wrong, such a nice bloke.

So gentlemen and lady, if you want holidays and fast cars,
just believe in Elon Musk and you're halfway to the stars.