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IN ALL MY YEARS !?X

IN ALL MY YEARS !?X

HAVE A SEAT KERMITĀ 
I,M JUST GONNA COME OUT WITH IT !
NO WONDER KERMIT. YOU AINT BEEN FINE !
WHAT I,M GONNA TELL YOU
COULD COME AS A SHOCK!?
I KNOW THAT YOU,VE GOT NO COCK!
BUT.YOU,VE HAD AN ARM UP YA ARSE!
THE WHOLE FUCK N TIME !
YOU,VE HAD A HAND IN YA FACE!
NO WONDER YOU,VE BEEN
ALL OVER THE PLACE!
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT ?
NO WONDER MATE.. THAT YA CANT SHIT!
I FEEL A RIGHT LEFT TIT !
BUT GLAD WE FINALLY FOUND
THE OFFENDING BIT !
ONCE IT,S REMOVED YA
CAN HAVE A RIGHT GOOD SHIT!
& THAT WILL BE THE END OF IT!
IN ALL OF MY YEARS
I,VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE,S ARM
INSIDE FROM THE REAR TO THE EAR
BEFORE. FUCK BET THAT WAS SORE?
A WHOLE ARM UP YA FUCK N BACK DOOR!

Tracy Timothy xx

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