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ALL TRACY,S FAULT !?X

ALL TRACY,S FAULT !?X

I SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO THICK SHAKES!
COS, I,VE GOT SUCH A BAD BELLY ACHEĀ 
I,M PISSED AS A FART,, FOR FUCKS SAKEĀ 
SMASHED OUT OF ME BLOODY FACEĀ 
THAT,S THE LAST TIME, I GO DRINKING WITH TRACEĀ 
& SHE ALWAYS WANT,S TO HAVE A RACEĀ 
SHE KNOW,SĀ Ā I,M ALWAYS SICK
ALL OVER THE BLOODY PLACE
IT,S TRUE, IT,S AN UTTER DISGRACE
& TRACY , SAY,S IT,S SUCH A WASTE
I NEED A BIGĀ MAC & CHIP,SĀ 
TO TAKE AWAY THE TASTE
AFTER I,VE CLEANED UP THE MESS
ALL OVER TRACY.S NEW DRESS
SERVES HER BLOODY RIGHT
FOR GETTING ME IN THIS MESS !
BUT, IT WAS A PUCKER NIGHT
I REALLY MUST CONFESS !

Tracy Timothy xx

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