American Shepherd

I am NOT a German Shepherd! I am American!
My paws are supreme over foes, I'm wild like I'm Australian!
Yes I eat hot dogs! A cold one with the boys? Sure!
When my humans are feeling down, I AM THE CURE!
LOOK! I can dance on my hind legs!
WATCH THIS! I can play dead!
I even know when it's time to eat,
I've timed when I should go to bed!
Just look at me! LOOK AT ME!! Ain't I cute!
I never pee inside the house, and I only halfway chewed that boot!
I sit still during The National Anthem, and bark loud when it's done!
My attention span is unbreakable! Wait... THERE'S A SQUIRREL! RUN!!!!