An Abominable Yeti

He has the hairiest face that I have ever seen....the last time that he shaved was when he was eighteen, well now he’s getting on abit... he feels the wintery cold & they say he’s turning lazier as he is growing old

Well you can just make out his eyes coz there’s grey growth everywhere.... you cannot see his lips, they are covered in his hair... which flows down to his chest, he could tie it in a ribbon but he prefers it hanging loose... he’s as hairy as a gibbon

The trouble is with his hairiness... it collects everything he eats so looks disgustingly repugnant to everyone he meets... but he doesn’t care he’s an abominable yeti with his long orange mane after devouring his spaghetti