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An Abominable Yeti

An Abominable Yeti

He has the hairiest face that I have ever seen....the last time that he shaved was when he was eighteen, well now he’s getting on abit... he feels the wintery cold & they say he’s turning lazier as he is growing old

Well you can just make out his eyes coz there’s grey growth everywhere.... you cannot see his lips, they are covered in his hair... which flows down to his chest, he could tie it in a ribbon but he prefers it hanging loose... he’s as hairy as a gibbon

The trouble is with his hairiness... it collects everything he eats so looks disgustingly repugnant to everyone he meets... but he doesn’t care he’s an abominable yeti with his long orange mane after devouring his spaghetti

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A Lonely Journey

LOL!! 
You rule, Jillanthropy!! 
That was wonderful. I love those creatures. I love bigfoot, and the Loch Ness Monster, and all those guys that people think aren't real. 
I'm also repugnant to everyone I meet, also, so I can really relate to him and his love of spaghetti...sometimes I wonder what his views on lasagna are, don't you? 

Awesome, Jilletto!!! 

Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

He luvs anything orange so adores lasagne haha I just made bigun today luvit too yummy :)) thanks Matthew 💙🤣🤣❤️

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A Lonely Journey

Ooooooo I luv lasagna, too. 
Can you e-mail me a piece? Or fax me one? Fax it to: 
I-888-MATTEATS. Thank you!! 

Matteo. 

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Jill Tait

Done Enjoy Matthew 🤣💙👍

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A Lonely Journey

Thank you, Jillpopper! 
I got the fax! It looked delicious, but tasted a wee bit like paper...well, exactly like paper, but I love eating paper! So thank you! 

; ) 

Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Hahaha awww shugs I tried me bestest Matthew 🤣🤣🤣💙

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