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" An ..Impossible Dare !?" X

" An ..Impossible Dare !?" X

" If you do not , Make him loose his rag!?
I am gonna whack you so hard, With me hand bag
& then you will wish that you had 
That will teach ya for calling me a slag
Especially, When i tell our dad
That your performance,Was pretty sad!
& now i am getting really mad !!
It was you, Who suggested the dare
To wake up a sleeping polar bear
So, I suggest that you grow a pair ?
Cos, If you pull out now, That aint fair 
If you do not fullfill, Your own dare !
I dont suppose, He will even care ?
But , If i am wrong, You,lll be in need of repair
& loose a few limbs & some of your hair
There will be bits of you here & there
They should carry a sign Thats says..BEWARE
& your chances of survival,Are pretty rare
So on 2nd thoughts, Get down from there
Your life is worth more , Than an impossible dare 
& a big pile of shit in your underwear !
& how the hell , Do you plan getting down from there?
Without making that polar bear ,Totally unaware !"

Tracy Timothy xx

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