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An Ode To Brussel Sprouts

An Ode To Brussel Sprouts

This is quite a bit overdue my friends

It's an ode to Brussel Sprouts

Those delicious spherical bundles of joy

Not too popular hereabouts

Poor wee fellows just want to be loved

Along with all the other veggies

They've long had a real image problem

About as popular as a wedgie

Thinking of starting a worldwide petition

Anybody wishing to join

Send a hundred dollars to me, Jester Jack

You'll receive a commemorate coin

Along with the coin you'll receive a bushel

Of these oh so luscious little critters

As a bonus for ordering before December

An autographed picture of John Ritter

Hey, it rhymes doesn't it !!!

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linda wright

that was funny and by the way i am fond of brussel sprouts linda merry christmas and a very happy new

yearΒ 

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Jack Ellison

"i am fond of brussel sprouts" you is my kind of gal!! Whoop Whoop!!! Hope 2017 is extra special for you... love, Jack xxx

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