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An Ode To Vino

An Ode To Vino

Oh dear goblet of life saving,
Come and caress my lips,
Take me from this brutal world,
And all the anguish it gives.

Oh pretty cup of happiness,
Flush all my woes away,
Take me to your dreamy place
Keep harmful thoughts at bay.

Oh crystal chalice of confidence,
I require your pink looking glass,
To see the world in a better light,
To forget the pain in my arse.

Oh my fuzzy wuzzy tankard,
Please losten when I talk,
It’s wude not to listen,
You have no ears in your cork.

Ohhhhh bah bah bottle,
have you any more,
Yes sir yes sir,
But you’re on the floor.

 

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!.... this is SO true and SO funny!!.....I love the way you're slurring your words there toward the end!!.... and the 'way cool' references to the wine glass at the beginning of each stanza....VERY creative dear poet sister!!...... had me smiling the whole way through!!......ALL STARS!!.... clever girl!!......smokin' grooves!!.....LOVE & ROCKETS!!......T xo ???☀☀♥ ?

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Lucy Parsons

Thank you Tony!! I’m glad it came off the way it was meant to! Glad it made you giggle! Xx ❤️❤️ ????

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Wayne Stubbs

Haha ?? I'm laughing away to myself near the end when the slurring comes in ?? bah bah bottle... ???

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Lucy Parsons

LOL! Glad it made you smile! ????❤️❤️ Xx

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sparrowsong

Hello Lucy...

Some people are like this Naturally...

They still feel they need a drink...

Maybe, that's why people think they're sober...

Very funny write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Lucy Parsons

Thank you for reading birdie! Xx ??? xx ❤️❤️

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John Astley

A loving tribute to an old friend

John x

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