AN..EARLY LESSON !?X

LOOK DOWN THERE. BUT BE AWARE
THAT I,M ONLY YOUNG YET!
& HAVE YET TO GROW HAIR!?
DONT BE ALARMED!
YOU,LL SOON BE CHARMED !
WITH THIS. I,M GOING 
TO CONTROL YOUR LIFE!?
& WHEN YOUR OLDER
IT WILL CAUSE YOU STRIFE!
"SO..IF IT AINT ME 
THAT YOU DO MARRY !?"
MAKE SURE YA WIFE
HAS GOT A NICE FANNY !?
BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY
ONE YA SHOULD HAVE !?
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
FROM MARRIAGE THROUGH 
UNTIL SHE,S A GRANNIE
SO THINK ON.THROUGH 
CHILD BIRTH & STRIFE !?
BEFORE .YOU CHOOSE YOUR WIFE ??
WHETHER YA PREFER IT LIKE THIS!
OR WELL & TRULY HAIRY!
I KNOW IT SOUNDS A BIT SCAREY!
BUT..KNOW THE POWER OF THE SLIT!
& I,VE YET TO GROW SOME TIT,S !?
THATS THE REALLY CONFUSING BIT!
& A POWERFUL HAIRY MARY!
WHICH MAKES ALL 
MEN GO QUITE CONTRARY!?!?X
OR SO..MY MUM TELLS ME !!!

Tracy Timothy xx