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ANGRY AERIAL !?X

ANGRY AERIAL !?X

LOOK AT THE BLOODY SIZE OF ME !
IT,S A FUCK N CATASTROPHE
SINCE THEY OPENED THEĀ 
UNDER WATER MACCY-D"S
THE FAT HAS JUST PILED UP ON ME!
I HAVE IT FOR BREAKFAST, DINNER & TEA!
I CAN NEVER JUST HAVE ONE!
I USUALY EAT MORE THAN 3!
& NOW I,M SUCH A HUGE FATTIE!
& ERIC,S FUCKED OFF & LEFT ME!
HE SAYS I,M WAY TO HEFTY?!
HE,S REPULSED AT THEĀ 
SIZE OF ME BELLY!
GOT BORED OF WATCHING THE TELE!
HE SAYS HE,S GONNA
LOOK FOR A NEW BIRD!?
HE SAY,S MY WEIGHT
IS REALLY OBSERD!
I CANNOT NOW EVEN FLOAT!
ERIC SAYS I,M NOW THEĀ 
SIZE OF A TUG BOAT!
HE SAID I,M NOW AN UGLY GOAT!
& BEING FAT, DONT FLOAT HIS BOAT!
HE SAY,S I DONT BELONG IN THE SEA!
I SHOULD , FUCK RIGHT OFF
& GO LIVE IN Ā A MOAT!
THAT,S WHEN I KICKED HIM IN THE THROAT!
NO-ONE CALL.S ME A FAT UGLY GOAT!

Tracy Timothy xx

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DesperatelySeek...

Haha Tracy my funny feisty friend you're are too much, but I like your humor

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Jason Lee

Tracy its nearly 6am and im just having a quick brew and a read before going to work, and im sat hear pissing myself, Ive probably woken up Rach and the kids im laughing that loud ....

Love it 5*s from me :)

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Tracy Timothy

JUST SEEN THIS MATE ! WOWZER X CHEERS JASE HOPE I MADE YA DAY & YA DIDNT WAKE THE HOUSE UP CHEERS FOR YA VOTES TOĀ 

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