ANNUAL DISAPPOINTMENT !?X

" NEXT YEAR LOVE BRING ME SOMETHING BIGGER!"
PREFERABLY SOMETHING WITH BATTERIES & A TRIGGER
YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A LET DOWN!
I WOULD  RATHER , YOU WENT DOWN!!
YOU,D THINK YOU WOULD GET BETTER?
YOU CANT EVEN FILL A FRENCH LETTER!
BUT EACH YEAR YOU GET WORSE
BEING " MOTHER XMAS" IS A FUCK N CURSE!
I NEVER GET AN UNEXPECTED SURPRISE!
I DREAD IT WHEN YA PULL DOWN YA FLIES
I,M SORRY LOVE , I,LL TELL YA NO LIES
I,VE SEEN MORE MEAT IN MY SAUSAGE SURPRISE
THANK FUCK ITS ONLY ONCE A YEAR!
BUT , BY GOD HOW TIME FLIES
SO GIVE YOURSELF A BLOODY CHEER!
OR DRINK A LOT LESS, BLEEDING BEER
IT,S ONLY ONE DAY OUT OF THE YEAR
NOW GET SOME PRESENTS DELIVERED
& GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
& PASS ME ANOTHER COLD BEER
DONT THINK YOUR GETTING ANY NEXT YEAR!
HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR..DEAR?
YOU DEFINATLY AINT ON MY WISH LIST
I,D RATHER SHAG RUDOLPH & GET PISSED
YOU WONT BE IN MY STOCKING
& THE GROTTO WONT BE ROCKING
YOUR SO TINY IT DONT EVEN FEEL
AS IF YOU,VE GOT YOUR COCK IN !?
MARRYING YOU WAS MY BIGGEST SIN!
OFF YOU GO NOW DEAR, YOU HAD BETTER BEGIN!
DONT LEAVE ALL THOSE DEAR CHILDREN WAITING xX

Tracy Timothy xx