Anything Happen While I Was Gone

Anything happen while I was gone?
I asked my dear Cathie today
Was sitting there in my big easy chair
When off to dreamland I strayed
Met some very interesting people
Marilyn, Elvis and Liz Taylor
John Wayne, Uncle Miltie, and Deano
Even Frankie boy as a sailor
These guys were the 'perfect' antidote
For anything that happens to ail you
They sang, they acted, they made us laugh
Happiness came shining through
There aren't very many like that today
I miss 'em all a whole big bunch
Marilyn and I were about to make love
When Cathie woke me up for lunch!

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Comments
you are funny Jack... i hope marilyn saw to ya before kathie turned up with ya lunch...love ya lots happy new year to you xx my vote
No, unfortunately only got to the preliminary stuff... what am I saying, it was Marilyn!!!! Holy Crap!!! LOL Love, Santa!!! xox
tough titties ..better luck next time haha x
They were't tough... they were soft and squeezie!!! I'm trembling thinking about it!!! xoxox