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" AQUA,S AEROBIC,S "!?X

" AQUA,S AEROBIC,S "!?X

" I LOVE IT WHEN IT IS LOW TIDE !
WHERE THERE,S LIMITED SPACE FOR ME TO HIDE
THERE IS NO-ONE FOR MILES AROUND 
SO NO NEED TO CONCEAL MY PRIDE
I HAVE THE BIGGEST STRETCH
FROM LITERALLY THE INSIDE
I EBB & FLO & MOVE WITH THE TIDE
IT MAKES ME FEEL SO REFRESHED INSIDE
WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN 
& I,VE STRETCHED FROM MY FINGER TIPS 
TO THE VERY TIP OF MY FIN 
THIS MERMAID HAS HAD HER DAILY WORK-OUT
FULLY INVIGORATED & READY TO SWIM ABOUT 
IT IS PART OF WHAT, BEING A MER-MAID
IS REALLY ALL ABOUT !
& I ALWAYS HAVE AN AUDIENCE
WITH THE SEA GULLS & THE TROUT 
COPYING ME WHEN THEY ARE ABOUT 
" DONT OVER DO IT " THE SEA GULLS WILL SHOUT !
& I SHOUT BACK AT THEM
" YOU AINT GOT A CLUE, WHAT AEROBICS IS ALL ABOUT?
PISS OFF YA PERVERTS. OR YOU,LL GET A BLOODY CLOUT"
WITH MY FIT  FIN, NEXT TIME I SEE YA ABOUTX

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Dear Tracy,

A mythical fantasy, I love it, my 5 *. I love the below lines

THIS MERMAID HAS HAD HER DAILY WORK-OUT
FULLY INVIGORATED & READY TO SWIM ABOUT 
IT IS PART OF WHAT, BEING A MER-MAID
IS REALLY ALL ABOUT !

Love & regards

WILLIE

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